Speech! (The Big Twoo!) Prt2

I hope it rains tonight, cuz then I will be able to sleep in my cat’s bed. But only when it rains because my mom is afraid that if I sleep in my room while it’s raining I will jump out the window. Can’t say I blame her. I probably would end up jumping and getting hurt and be put on some loopy medicine, and I know she doesn’t want that! One time when I was in 4th grade I had a pocket hand sanitizer and I used some and I had a cut… Yeah so pretty soon I was passing it around. I want a Popsicle. I hope I win one, cuz then I will have a popsicle… OMG! One time I saw this person eating tape! It was so amazing so I asked them if they could give me some lessons… But they just ran away screaming “Call the cops, the cowboy is trying to steal my goldfish!!!” And it turned out I was talking to myself.. One time my mom was putting make-up on and I asked her “Can I have some?” She said sure then gave me some lipstick and I ate it. So now I guess I can’t say that I can’t say that strawberries and popcorn are the only things I ever ate. You know how babies hate grass? Yeah, so does that mean that they put insane babies in a room made out of grass instead of white poufy stuff? I am scared of the number, it is called :gulp: “M”.I guess that what made me scared of “it” was when I was four. I wanted to be an artist, and my mom said “Nah, you can’t even draw an ‘M’!” One fourth of July my mom told me to wear earplugs, because I hear that fireworks will turn you yellow, and I don’t want to be like yellow… or yellow. I had a brownie, but then I ate it. So you can’t have it SUCKER! I love tacos! So one time I went to an award ceremony and they didn’t call my name so I just went up saying “Thank you so much for this award! I am so honored!” Then I took it and ran away with it. But it had some weird name on it, so I scribbled it out with PERMANENT MARKER! My brother gave me a BB gun once, and I kinda shot him on accident… So he took it away and threw it in a lake screaming “Eat it you lochness MONSTER!” So, yeah… once I ran into a wall (I swear it was just there) and I thought it would give me some super powers if I ate it, so I tried but it didn’t work. Then I remembered something my dad told me “Never eat anything that is bigger than your head.” Now those words are engraved in my mind, and I will never have super powers. Well anyways I better go or my mom is going to cut my hair. I‘ll be back in “Speech (The Grand FINALLY FINALE)”