Speech! Prt2

One time I saw this cat, and I really think the owners really hated it because it was spray painted yellow & blue. I felt sorry for it, and then it got run over. But I didn’t worry about that because cats have like 40 lives or something. I remember the first time I went camping. A bear ate me, almost… But I just wasn’t ready to die. So I told all the fishies (Yes I can talk to fish) to get eaten instead of me. They didn’t like it, but they did it for my sake. HAHA! So that teaches you to LEGO my EGO! Sometimes I see people screaming at stop signs and so I think to myself ‘Stop signs aren’t squares.’ When I was little I use to believe in mermaids. So then I cried… I mean, somebody told me they weren’t real, THEN I cried. I was in a play once , I was the lead role, and the directo said that I was really good at being a message pigeon. I don’t mean to brag, but I totally rocked the part! I really wanted the performance to be something special so I did penguin sound effects. (like my loony friend.) I didn’t know you could be fired from volunteer work. I have never been to the zoo because my mom says I’ll give all the animals heart attacks. So I asked my dad and he said I can go as long as I don’t act like a monkey (which is really sad cuz I really wanted to act like a monkey. Ehh, I’ll just act like a hippo instead).

I love doors, they allow access to houses, and I love houses. So therefore I love doors. Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm HMMM!!!!!!!!! If I were a color I wouldn’t be yellow, cuz everybody hates that color and I don’t want to be HATED LIKE YELLOW!!!! Snow is COLD! Especially if you fall into it while in a wet swimming suit… I had a turtle that had an eye patch once, he was a pirate. He liked to talk to a rock, don’t know why though. I guess they were BFF. I gotta go, my mom made cookies so… Look for Speech (The Big TWOO). Love ya! BYE!!!!!!